live in a small northern Christian town.
You moved there to escape all the filth
of the alternative life styles, all the
crazy people and all their political
correctness. But an event occurs that
will attack you're Christian values, it
will make you re-evaluate everything you
A forest fire breaks-out. During a
lightning storm, a small forest fire
starts about 25 Km west of your town. A
early warning scout called the fire
department to report the small fire. The
fire marshal calls city hall to get a
few men together, to put out the fire.
There is just one problem...
About a week before the fire, a man
named Bruce moved into town. When he
moved into town he told his neighbors
that he was a "human rights"
activist. When Bruce became aware that
the town was going to put out the fire,
he became concerned. A town hall meeting
was called for all the people concerned.
Bruce stood-up at the meeting and tried
to explain how fire had certain rights,
and that fire was really misunderstood.
Bruce explained to the people that the
fear of fire really was a bad thing, and
people who were afraid of fire had a
mental problem that he and his 'human
rights' friends could fix.
After the people of the town stopped
laughing, they told Bruce to go back to
where ever he came from. The town voted
to go out the first thing in the morning
and put out the ever growing fire.
Bruce realizing that the dumb people
really didn't know what was good for
them, decided to take matters in his own
hands. Firstly he would make a few phone
calls and get reinforcements, and
secondly he would get a court order
stoping the town from putting out the
In the morning the self-proclaimed
'human rights' fighter Bruce went before
the town judge. Bruce explained:
"Fire is not something to fear,
fire is a good thing, that keeps us warm
in the winter, fire, is our
friend." Bruce also told the judge
that he and the town were obligated to
protect fire under the United Nations
charter. The judge seeing no option, put
a court order against the town stopping
them from putting out the fire.
The town was not going to sit back
and watch this fire grow. The town
people decided to go to the Supreme
Court to ask permission to put out the
Bruce had other ideas. The next
morning, a bus pulled into the small
Christian town. Departing from the bus
was a motley crew of the most vial
looking scum that ever crawled out of a
sewer. Bruce with a smile on his face,
looked like he was in heaven with all of
his reprobate friends. "What is
happening,?" asked one of the town
people. "There is going to be a
demonstration today," another
Carrying placards with slogans like;
"Fire-lover and proud."
"Smash the Fire Haters," or
"Fireophobs Fuck off." The
town was in shock... and the fire gets
bigger.. and closer.. The scum- bags in
the crowd yelled that they were going to
make sure the town respected fire, and
if we did not, they were going to spread
fire all over the town, because hateful
people like us deserve it. One yelled he
was going to make our schools teach fire
sensitive courses to our children. Our
media would have to show fire friendly
T.V. shows or else a wing-nut screamed.
All the town people could ask was
"what about our rights." Bruce
and his friends march down the front
street of the town, spitting, pushing,
and shoving people who were in the way.
All this time the town people were
living in fear. At the end of the march,
Bruce makes a speech. "We've had a
great victory today, we passed new laws
making it a hate crime for yelling the
word "forest fire."We also
passed a new law protecting the rights
of the fire. No longer will the fire
spotter be able to tell the fire
department where the fire is. In fact
the fire spotter was fired from his job
for being fireophobic. The fire now has
the right of privacy, so no one will
know where the fire is." Bruce
looked like he was going to mess his
shorts. "Any person in town caught
talking negatively about forest fires
must be denounced as 'bigots' or
'intolerant' if they continue, they will
be arrested for a 'hate crime.'... Bruce
goes on.. and on.. all the time the
forest fire gets bigger, and bigger, and
close to the town.
A secret town meeting is called in
the basement of one of the Christian
leaders. Of the twenty people called
only five show-up. "What happened
to the rest of the people," a town
person asked. "You heard Bruce,
fire is our friend, some people have
accepted that," another towns
person states. "What about the fire
chief?" a concerned towns person
ask? "With the new 'hate' law he
was arrested because he said he was
going to put out the fire himself if the
town wouldn't." was the reply of a
sad looking towns person.
"But the fire is getting bigger
and closer to the town." a
exasperated towns person said.
"what are we going to do?"
To bad.. Fire has all the rights..
the town has none.. And it goes on...
and on.. Until the town was destroyed by
the forest fire. And Bruce and his
friend, went on to another town to
ensure the rights of fire...
This story is used to illustrate the
absurdity of the so-called fight against
a forest fire called AIDS!
What would happen if a forest fire
came to your town? Would you sit back
and let a small minority dictate to you
how you should think and feel? Would you
allow some one to call you names and out
right lie about the facts of the damage
the forest fire will cause?
Or would you join the fire fighters
and go out in the forest and fight for
your family, for your values and for
your town, with every last breath you
have in you until the fire is stomped
into the ground?
The choice is yours....