I was working for the Calgary Herald
about a hundred years ago, an editor
called Dick Sanburn used to talk about
“British faggots.” He thought they
made London the stinkhole of Europe and
that they were responsible for the
Decline and Fall of the British Empire.
Perhaps he was right.
Mr. Sanburn has long gone to the big
newsroom in the sky, and until I join
him I can’t find out what he now
thinks about our own stinkhole. For
although most of the Western world has
now succumbed to homosexuality in one
way or the other, no country can
actually beat Canada in the faggot
- What the
Toronto Gay "Pride" Day
We have Pierre Trudeau to thank for
that long march. For it was yon genius
who told us that the state had no
business in the bedrooms of the nation.
Whereupon we all nodded, nincompoops
that we were. But who ever thought it
would come to what we see today, with
what amounts to victory on all fronts
going to what a British philosopher
called Roger Scruton has called the
There is no limit to it. As anyone
who has an idiot box knows, those idiots
in Ottawa are about to bow to the howls
of the homosexuals by bringing in a bill
granting homos all the rights now
restricted to heterosexual married
couples. It is a piece of gandy dancing
called, “An Act to modernize the
statutes of Canada in relation to
benefits and obligations.” Modernize?
Try not to laugh, but it says here that
68 federal statutes will have to be
altered if this sanctification of
homosexuality is to be achieved. But
let’s not be too hard on the Minister
of Injustice who is responsible for
this. She’s only doing what the
Homintern tells her to do.
- Elinor Caplan, Canada's
Jewish Minister of Immigration
Similarly, our Jewish Minister for
Disintegration, by which I mean
Immigration, trots off to tell her club
that she’s going to let in 300,000
immigrants a year — few of them white,
if she has her way, but many of them
They are already being admitted, either as
“refugees” or by ministerial permit. How
do you think Svend Robinson got his boy
When I went to Sunday school, which was
two centuries ago, we used to sing a hymn
with the words, “There is a happy land,
far, far away.” God reckoned it was
Canada, but God had it wrong. God now gets
So what’s the buzz behind the
pressurizing of society by the homos? Why do
we curtsy to the contaminated? The late
Malcolm Muggeridge would say it was the
liberal death wish. I think in darker terms.
Time was when I didn’t believe in
conspiracies, but that time has gone.
Government and institutions have been
infiltrated by conspiring creepy-crawlies.
British Columbia fell by the wayside
quite early. Vancouver, under Mike Harcourt,
an oh-so-nice socialist mayor who later
became premier, was the first in Canada to
declare a Gay Pride Day. And from that day
on the NDP has never stopped going from bad
My favorite enemy, Ujjal Dosanjh, then
the attorney general and now premier of all
the British Columbias, in 1998 gave pension
benefits to“same-sex partners” in the
civil service.The year before that it was
“equal rights” on child custody, plus
they became “spouses” in the Family
Relations Act. Progress! And no opposition
in the media that I ever noticed.
Long before that, Ontario’s Chief
Lesbian, Mary Woo Sims, was hired to head
the B.C. Human Rights Commission. A woman, a
lesbian, and half Chinese -- if only she had
been a cripple the politically correct
circle would have been perfect. Mind you, if
she had stayed in Ontario she might have
received the same accolade there, where Mike
Harris appointed a homosexual to run his
Wasn’t Harris supposed to be a
conservative? Sorry. There are now no
conservatives. They are one with the dodo.
The NDP’s partner in crime, the B.C.
Teachers Federation, has voted in favor of
promoting clubs in the schools for homo
students. That involves the promotion of
homosexuality, although they lie in their
teeth about it. But battle has been joined.
The worm has turned. Parents are up in arms.
In Surrey, especially, no such clubs will be
Or so they say. But mayors who refuse to
proclaim Gay Rights Days are now hauled
before Rights Gestapos, just like columnists
who write about the Jewish domination of
Hollywood. Oh well. Didn’t I tell you guys
that the rights disease would one of these
days hit you, too?! No man is an island.
The courts are also “gay-friendly,”
from the top one down. All in the name of
toleration, while the homos themselves are
the least tolerant That’s why Dr. Laura is
under the gun.
For us strangely straight folk it’s a
bit like being caught in one of those nets
the gladiators of Ancient Rome used to toss
at one another, and I predict that the day
will come when Canada will be filled with
homos of color doing a kind of the last
tango in Paris.
What was that you said about the Brits,