- The statesman is an easy man
- He tells his lies by rote,
- The journalist makes up his
lies
- And stuffs them down your
throat.
- So stay at home and drink
your beer,
- And let the neighbors vote.
The above lines came to me via a
newsletter from Austria that may be
edited by Jeorg Haider. Let’s hope
it is, because he has been received by
the Pope, who is not only infallible
but knows a thing or two about
Christmas that he may not be
admitting.
Like, for instance, that it is
really a pagan festival thought up by
German Nazis who beat the hell out of
the Romans and then invented Christmas
trees. Something to celebrate, if you
ask me. The victory, I mean, since by
that time the legions were led by
queers and immigrants, as any
historian will tell you, beginning
with Macaulay.
As for Herr Haider, he sounds all
right to me. Anyone is OK with me who
gets bad notices on the CBC or who
arouses the ire of those fumble
fingers in Brussels, not to mention
the the ones in London, and also not
to mention the unmentionable,
fornicating Bill Clinton, who has just
been shaking hands with IRA terrorist
Gerry Adams while his wife gave him
(Adams, that is), a big juicy kiss.
Am I joking? Am I issuing a
whopper? Not at all. Nor was there any
evidence that Bill and Hillary were
drunk. Put it down to yet another
example of the Christmas spirit, of
which there is far too much.
As for the above lines, aren’t
they just the right thing? Didn’t we
see it all in the recent election?
Didn’t Jean Cretin show that he has
a summa cum laude in corruption?
Didn’t the journalists make up their
lies and stuff them down the throats
of the gullible, starting with the
sinister Doug Christie allegedly
backing Stockwell Day? And didn’t
those twitwits in Ontario vote for the
Cretin en masse — Cretin, who by
means of immigration is dedicated to
sending us the same way as the Roman
legions?
But I deviate from my theme.
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Despite
his doubts about Christmas, Scrooge
Collins wishes to wish a Happy Christmas
to all racists, holocaust deniers and
bigots, of whom there are millions,
judging by all the folk who, despite
Elinor Caplan, voted against those
Liberal wankers.
The poor little Jewish girl didn’t
manage to frighten everyone away,
possibly because she was still reciting
the kadash while getting ready to sign
extradition orders and denying
citizenship to 90-year-olds. A real
expert in her Jewish version of love, is
little old Elinor, and I hope she sees
visions of the Pope every night during
Hanukkah. Martin Luther should put in an
appearance, too.
Unhappy Hanukkah, Elinor!
Anyone who thinks that thatis
anti-Semitic is wrong, as usual.I’m
all for the Palestinians, just like the
United Nations, and I say that every dog
will have his day, including us bigots,
racists and holocaust deniers. Given any
luck, and a deluge of real human rights
in Ontario, we shall form the next
government and invite Herr Haider to
come over and have Christmas with us.
Before I forget it, let me also wish
bad dreams to the Dark Lady from the
Caribbean, Hedy Fry, our Minister for
Multicultural Mismanagement, whom the
massed sodomites and lesbians of
Vancouver Centre have returned to
Ottawa, where she and Elinor will dance
the Hora. Or perhaps more appropriately,
if you get my point, two Horas.
Hedy, as she made clear from her
mentions of Stockwell Day, is for
Sikhism, Buddhism, Muslimism, and every
other ism except Christianism. A true
Liberal and follower of Cretin, our Lord
of Misrule.
May her turkey burn.
Racists, bigots and holocaust deniers
are the salt of the earth. Charles
Dickens, William Shakespeare, and the
writers of the Magna Carta were their
ancestors, which is why we shall have a
Happy Christmas whether we like it or
not. |
